Big News Matt Lauer Missed

Matt and his East Coast news maker-uppers missed out on making up some West Coast news.  They’ve got Fox, NBC and the Washington Times.  We’ve got the Seattle Times and Susan Hutchison.

So… the big news maker-uppers swarmed to Maine and their gay marriage law, like a leaky Judith Miller story about a covert CIA Agent and the good wars.

The bigger story was in Washington State, where evidently it’s now okay for humans in Washington State, to have the same rights as other humans…no matter whom they choose to sleep with.  Judith and Matt Lauer be damned!

The most shocking aspect of Ref. 71 and it’s equality for humans?  It has got to be that 2,118 people voted for it in Asotin County.  You folks have truly pissed off Ken Hutcherson now.

The biggest losers of the most important election our nation has ever, EVER witnessed?  Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and Tim Eyman.  All three are very good at two things, fornicating and losing.

Sarah and Glenn lost the Republican House seat in the race for NY-23.  This will be the first time since Civil War days, that a spineless Democrat will hold the seat.  Tim Eyman, the professional watch salesman turned professional initiative pusher for Michael Dunmire…went and lost again.  I sense some loser fornication is at hand!

According to Matt Lauer’s big news maker-uppers , this election should have Democrats and Obama pissing themselves with fear.  I agree.  The Democrats now own the Bush wars and the Bush war crimes and if there is a God that is not owned by Wall Street…the complicit Democrats will pay for their complicity.

Yeah buddy, the magic of off-year elections.  Or as Sarah once said to Levi, if you wanna role in my Mercedes…Then turn around! Stick it out!

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