Change Does Not Come Easy for Us

In today’s news of  Biblical proportions, our ancestors are now a million years older than we thought.

Scientists also discovered that the male of the species, was slowly starting to figure out that the female of the species, wanted less fighting, grunting and chest beating.  This combined with the new technique of caressing, touching and trying to listen to her needs…provided the kick in the ass to get the evolutionary ball rolling and allowed Ben Bridge Jeweler to open their first store.

In related evolutionary news of the male species, The National Newkleer Security Administration wants to build a new generation of nuclear weapons.

The NNSA calls this idea, Complex Modernization.  The male species in DOD and the DOE say that there are some other evil male species over there somewhere, and we need new, more modern rocks and sticks to kill them with.

Change does not come easy for us.