We’re Winning Comrades!
Your Wednesday Homeland Security dispatch to the peoples.
Our glorious battles against a godless, weakened enemy goes well. Victory is at hand! Our Generals are at this very moment making plans, signing contracts and considering new positions within industry.
The Viet Cong are retreating, Castro’s Mojitos have been drank, Walmart, Target and Bill Gates have purchased all North Korean rights, Iraq and Norm Dicks Mujahideen are vanquished and the spreading of Democracy is close at hand…once we invade Oregon, Washington and parts of New York.
Keep looking for the birth certificate.
God Bless America.
Sure we’re that stupid.
For the best words typed on a blog post I’ve witnessed recently, head on over to Pen and Sword…right here.
Then go back to whatever it is that keeps you occupied.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Haha what kept me occupied Monday afternoon was pestering our man Normie Boy.
He didn’t so much like my death outfit or my sign. Too bad too, since I made the sign special for him.
The right wingnuts didn’t see a problem with Normie being a war profiteer. In fact I think many of them kinda’ envied him on that point. Wishin’ they could make money for killin’ brown people too.
The bumper sticker hopiates were pretty upset by my message, though. I mean, how dare I come to their civilized little Norm-fest with such a rude and upsetting message? Didn’t I know signs were banned? (Yes) Didn’t I know signs were allowed inside but only below knee level? (No. But please Ms Hopium-Sniffer, can you explain how that rule is fundamentally different from banning signs?) Didn’t I know I was being rude? (Hrmmm… If silently pointing to the truth is rude…. No, then I didn’t know that).
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