Waiting For a Sign
August 17, 2009
Representative Michele Bachmann is waiting on word from the Lord to announce her plans for a Presidential run.
Rep. Bachmann thought the Lord had stopped by her house just the other day, with news of her potential bid for the White House. Turns out it was just a sneaky ACORN worker with an agenda, masquerading as a Census taker.
In related news, Norm Dicks belongs to the same branch of government as Michele…and I’m still waiting for that goddamned train set that Santa Claus promised me in 1973.

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