Closely Monitored Restricted Areas

That used to mean you might get shot by actual well trained military or other federal types, if one were to venture too closely to said protected resource.

In today’s Homeland, a closely monitored and restricted area translates into billions of dollars spent on technology, equipment and former Taco Bell managers.  These former fake taco managers, occupy jobs at the Federal Protective Service and or as agents, in any number of Homeland Security agencies.  Pick one!

As luck would have it, GAO investigators have been very busy bringing explosives and bomb making materials into every federal building they chose.  To add insult to injury, Greenpeace also scaled Mount Rushmore and unfurled a nice little message for President Obama.  Message received!

Raise your hand if you think this is the first time the well paid private security firms and Homeland Security have failed.

Raise your hand if you think Senator Lieberman’s outrage is nothing less than bullshit.  The truth is in the spelling of the Senator’s name.

Waicucuka!