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Porn To Deliver the News

June 16, 2009

Porn will be the savior of America and her failing news outlets.  Iran is a CIA led mess right now.  Your Democratic congress-human, is getting ready to vote Yes for 106 billion more dollars to continue our never ending wars and iPorn just released it’s new application for
the iPhone!

Most of America has no idea about Iran and corporate congress-humans.  They are very aware of iPhones, angry Palins and porn.

Put porn and the news together?  Color America saved!

Put porn and a Palin together?  You’d make billions!

I hereby take all credit for this porn/news business model and look forward to the many new and erotic ways of getting the
news off to you.
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3 Comments
  1. barman permalink
    June 16, 2009 20:57

    The world going haywire, our oil companies and gummint up to their necks in intrigues not worthy of a freshman girl, and what is the concern of the country? Iporn and gay marriage. I’d argue that iporn is irrelevant, and gay marriage bans, while an injustice, pale next to others, say, Gitmo, or mountaintop removal in W. Va, or some others. While worthy of attention, trade rings and vows in front of your friends and viola, you’re married, regardless of what the state may say. For now.

    Of course we’re not fixing gitmo or health care either…so for now, let’s look at young girls butts, find the news on Canadian radio, eh?, while we bind the country up over gay marriage.

    I ain’t gay, I am married. Are you sure you want to get married?

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    • lens1 permalink*
      June 16, 2009 21:28

      I tell you barman, standing less than two feet away from the Phelps clan as I photographed them the other day…my gut instinct was to make my own news by beating a few of them senseless, and then getting some really awesome photos of the carnage.

      Therein lies the problem. Our country, Congress, the two party system, health care, the environment and energy woes are all running on gut instinct. Survival of the status quo and business as usual is paramount.

      It’s all just a distraction. Meanwhile Iraq, Afghan/Pakistan many other stans, Iran and now North Korea loom large. The ridiculous debate over whether or not torture is torture, wars on drugs and on and on, don’t have to be dealt with if we are all distracted.

      Of course when that doesn’t work, just roll out the idiot Palin and manufacture a Letterman distraction.

      Nice to vent with you barman.
      I’m moving to Nelson!

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  2. barman permalink
    June 17, 2009 07:51

    Thanks for the place to vent, lens.

    Nelson’s got a lot of room. Excellent choice.

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