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God, Lifted Trucks and Ass

May 18, 2009

tags: desk jockey, DOD, donald rumsfeld, evangelical, girls and guns, Joint Chiefs of Staff, lifted chevy, Major General Glen Shaffer, paper pusher, Rapid rapture ready response team, The Pentagon, Worldwide Intelligence Update

by The Vigilant Lens

If you were to ask old man Rumsfeld and his Evangelical Warrior Desk Jockeys at the Pentagon, what sells pretend wars? God, lifted trucks and ass would be their response.

I’ll be damned, those desk jockeys are right!
I’m re-enlisting tomorrow!

2 Comments

JJ MADD permalink

May 18, 2009 14:53

IN reference to the last photo, clearly those are fake. Yes the guns are fake. There needs to be a mention of Bud Light in here somewhere as well.

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- lens1 permalink*
  
  May 18, 2009 17:41
  
  Oh they’re real…and they’re spectacular!
  
  I’ll have to work on the Bud Light thing.
  
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