Bainbridge Island Saved From Evil Vaginas!

According to the fishwrap from Kitsap, an illegal vagina usage area in a south Bainbridge Island neighborhood, has closed up for good.  Neighbors, police, husbands and the Navy, had plenty to say.  However, none of it made any sense.  Because as most Bainbridge Islanders know, all of the illegal vagina users “came” from off island.

Kevin Dwyer of the Bainbridge Island Chamber of Commerce, is also rumored to have an opinion on illegal vagina usage.  Kevin apparently said,“It’s a little shocking that it’s happening here, but Bainbridge Island is, unfortunately, changing and beginning to look like other places,” says Kevin.  The Chamber spokesperson goes on to say,“We’re a part of the real world, not some Emerald Isle where everything is beautiful and there’s no crime and everybody is upstanding.”

I think Kevin is looking at you…Bremerton.

So remember Kitsap County, as Kevin, the poleece and about 34 pissed off Bainbridge Island wives know…illegal vagina usage is a gateway drug.

Just ask Pam Dzama.  She knows all about it.

Boo!