Florida From the Air

There’s Cuba to the left and Georgia just to the right.  And if you look really, really close…you can almost see Tallahassee.  Yes sir, Tallahassee.  Where Republicans grow on trees and prison guards use stun guns on their kids and other peoples kids, on what was hopefully the last installment of “Take Your Sons and Daughters to Prison Work Day,”  Tallahassee style!  Read about it here, if you dare.

This explains why Al Gore chose not to fight harder for Florida in 2000.

10 points goes to the first Florida Department of “Corrections” employee from Tallahassee, who can point to Lake Talquin
on the map above.