Operation Drunk White Guy

Began yesterday. Pot bellied drunk white guys in boats across the nation, have begun securing the homelands waterways. No word yet from the glorious Director of Homeland Security on how many terrorists were snatched, detected and or run over and drowned.

In local waters, from Port Angeles to Olympia, boat loads full of terrorist watchin white guys, have deployed in dinghies, fishing boats and million dollar pleasure craft. While no terrorists have been caught locally, sales of Rainier Beer and Hustler Magazines are reportedly, “through the roof”.