Turkish Amerithrax

I promised on my grandmothers grave, that when coffee hit about 6 bucks a pound, I’d switch to meth.  Now that coffee is around 10 dollars a pound, I find that I’m about as honest as the FBI’s Amerithrax Task Force, that succeeded in covering up the Army Anthrax Attacks.

Being that J Edgar Hoover’s legacy is what it is, we should not be surprised that I’d sell out my granny’s grave for a pound of shitty Safeway coffee.  It’s also no surprise that the DOJ wont do anything about the FBI and or even Clarence Thomas…But this ain’t Egypt, so we should probably just move along.

I remember when Bush and Cheney failed to keep us safe on 9/11.  I also recall that they failed to intervene in the Army Anthrax Attacks, the fake war on terror in Afghanistan—by way of Iraq and something about Representative Jean Schmidt and her penchant for Dennis Hastert’s Turkish Coalition of America.

Sibel Edmonds had plenty to say about Hastert’s Turkish Coalition, traitors and 9/11…but we were pretty busy moving forward and taking impeachment of war criminals off the table.  And stuff.

Sorry grandma, I never should have made that coffee deal with the Devil.  Hell, you weren’t even dead yet when I made the pact!

I hear that Turkish Anthrax is hard to trace.  But most GS-12’s just do what they’re told.