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Archive for June, 2009
Federalist Society Wet Dream
Posted in congress, elections, hope, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Alaska, Federalist Society, flag desecration, GOP, Russia, Sarah Palin, stupid, wet dream on June 30, 2009 by lens1Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Launch
Posted in hope, media, News, politics, The Homeland, Uncategorized with tags 576th Flight Test Squadron, Air Force, change, ICBM, North Korea, Nuclear Security Administration, Obama, rapture ready, Smashing Pumpkins, Vandenberg AFB on June 29, 2009 by lens1In a move sure to draw international condemnation, sanctions and a final push of the Doomsday Clock to 8 minutes after midnight, we went and launched said ICBM 4200 miles into the Pacific.
That means in a North Koreaish direction in Air Force speak.
Air Force and National Nuclear Security Administration officials were pleased with the successful mission. Sources close to the project had no other official comments.
However, one ambitious Lt. Col. who wished to remain anonymous, did have this to say, ” Our successful mission was a warning. Keep fucking with us and a glorious fireball of democracy and freedom will lay waste to those nations who stand in our way. Those who defy us, will be vaporized and your barren lands will be used as
our toilet of destiny.”
Okay…thank you Lt. Col.
2 + 2 = Karl Rove ÷ John Conyers
Posted in activism, congress, elections, hope, journalism, News, politics, The Homeland with tags bush, change, democrats, DOJ, FBI, Federalist Society, fired Federal Prosecutors, House of Representatives, John Ashcroft, John Conyers, John McKay, Karl Rove, Monica Conyers, Obama, Republican Judges on June 26, 2009 by lens1
How do you explain ignored subpoenas, the continued funding of old and exciting new wars and the ability of criminals named Rove, Bush, Cheney and Wurzelbacher, to still walk amongst you citizens?
Mrs. John Conyers seems a good bet. She’s now looking
at 5 years in prison.
Remember all of those fired federal prosecutors like Seattle’s John McKay? Probably not. But watch the video anyway. People like Karl Rove are quite confident, that there is no end to our short term memories. He is in fact, spot on.
Buzzwords
Posted in congress, hope, News, politics, The Homeland, Uncategorized with tags boeing, Cavs, Cleveland, Cyber Command, defense, DOD, General Alexander, Homeland Security, Lockheed, Mark Sanford, NSA, Obama, Raytheon, Robert Gates, Shaq on June 26, 2009 by lens1
Your buzzwords for today do not include Michael Jackson, North Korea or a Republican Governor’s nasty sex, South American style.
Your mission, should you choose to care, investigate the following buzzwords on your own.
Cyber Command, Robert Gates, NSA, Homeland Security, NSA, Defense Department, militarization, Fort Meade, Lt. General Keith B. Alexander-4 stars!, Boeing, NSA, Raytheon, Lockheed, Northrop Grumman and LeBron James.
I’m willing to bet whats left of your 401k, that Homeland Security is not amused with this intrusion on their territory…and Shaq will not win a title with the Cavs.
The RIP Post
Posted in activism, artist, media, music, News, peace, Uncategorized with tags Death, Farrah Fawcett, Iran, Michael Jackson, Neda, Neda Soltani on June 25, 2009 by lens1
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Rich Folk Need Windows Too
Posted in congress, economy, Events, News, Northwest Politics, politics, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State with tags democrats, earmarks, Jim McDermott, Rainier Club, rich white people, seattle, Slipknot, stupid, war supplemental vote on June 24, 2009 by lens1
Rep. Jim McDermott! Seattle’s exclusive Rainier Club! It needs new windows! Earmarks! Voting for more war!
Business as per usual…
Seattle Weekly has a nice little write-up about McDermott and his rich windows, right here.
Before I forget, some feel good music for Jim and his cheap ass friends.
How to Win Against Friendly Environmentalists and Influence Supreme Court People
Posted in activism, congress, environment, Events, hope, journalism, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Alaska, Andrew Lundquist, Army Corp of Engineers, Bush Administration, cheney energy task force, Coeur, Coeur d' Alene Mines Corporation, DOE, environment, EPA, Gold mining, Kensington Mine, lobbyists, Sarah Palin, Supreme Court on June 23, 2009 by lens1
This can be accomplished with lobbyists and perpetual insiders like Andrew Lundquist. For a fee, he’s happy to be, your back door man.
Andrew helped the court that calls itself Supreme, rule that a mining company named Coeur “the precious metals company”, can dump it’s toxic, nature killing waste, into Lower Slate Lake which is located in Alaska.
Coeur, Lundquist & Nethercutt will remind you that jobs will be created, precious gold is needed, Lower Slate Lake is expendable and the Clean Water Act is for left leaning, granola snorting terrorists.
Coeur will not remind you, that Coeur board member Andrew Lundquist, headed up Dick Cheney’s fake Energy Task Force. Andrew has many connections that would in a perfect world, land him in prison. Being that we do not live in a perfect world, Andrew is free to do what he does best…I’ll let you decide what it is that Andrew does best.
The well connected Lundquist helped develop the energy policy for the idiot that was Bush. Andrew is connected to Enron, North Korean oil, Dick Cheney, Ted Stevens, George “term limits” Nethercutt and…Coeur d’ Alene Mines Corp.
It will come as no surprise to you left leaning, granola snorting terrorists, that the Bush Administration was able to change the definition of what “fill” is, in the Clean Water Act. Hence we have the Army Corp of Engineers and the Supreme Court saying, got gold mining slurry? By all means, dump it in a lake.
For those of you who care about environmental issues and want to get off the couch and do something, go here and contact Earthjustice for more information.
For those of you who named Lundquist or Nethercutt, go here.
Media Wherefore Art Thee?
Posted in activism, congress, Events, hope, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland with tags 9/11, bush, Condoleezza Rice, Drugs, Iran, Iraq, Jon and Kate Plus 8, journalism, media, Obama, smoking, terror on June 22, 2009 by lens1
We know that Obama could still be smoking. We know that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and that they helped plan 9/11. We know that the war on drugs, terror and the environment is required. We know that we are number one and we also know Jon and Kate Plus 8 will continue on, even after the divorce…and for this we
are most grateful.
I’m With Stupid
Posted in activism, congress, Events, hope, News, politics, The Homeland with tags condom, hoosier, indiana, Plexiglas Congress, Rep. Dan Burton, Republican, safe politics, sex, terrorist on June 22, 2009 by lens1
Representative Dan Burton wants to wrap the Capitol gallery in a Plexiglas shield to ward off terrorist attacks.
I’m with Dan. Lets cover up all of Congress to protect us from them. The worlds biggest condom if you will.
Thanks Rep. Burton. You bat-shit crazy Hoosier!
