Introducing child beater, Deputy Paul Schene and his accomplice, Deputy Travis Brunner. Two of King County’s finest. Nothing more really needs to be said.
Archive for February, 2009
Bad Cop, Worse Cop
Posted in News, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State with tags assault, cop, King County Sheriff, Law Enforcement, paul schene, seattle on February 28, 2009 by lens1Devils Footprint
Posted in Events, News, The Homeland with tags chuck norris, evolution, homo erectus, human footprint, palin detectin system, russian bomber, Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent on February 28, 2009 by lens1
Tough week for Sarah Palin. From her vantage point in Alaska, she failed to warn Canada of an approaching Russian bomber. So much for our early Palin detectin system.
Then to make matters worse, scientists have found a human footprint that dates back at least, 1.5 million years. Somewhere in crazy land, Sarah, Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris are speaking in tongues, whilst furiously masturbating their fears away.
Evolution does indeed work in mysterious ways.
Republierpes
Posted in Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Blaine Sector, conservatives, Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, joe the plumber, republicans, republierpes, Sequim, stupid on February 27, 2009 by lens1This week has proven my theory that Republican politicians, operatives and wannabes, have contracted a communicable disease called Republierpes. Judging by the antics of some of them this past week, the virus has now spread to their heads. Just ask Senator Vitter.
There are many more examples of diseased Republican bullshit to choose from. Go find them yourself…they’re too stupid to link to.
You can rest easy though. For Janet Napolitano’s crack team of Homeland protectors, have been watching as well. I’m sure they are planning a really awesome display of Homeland Protectiness, and will be launching several raids against these Republierpes infected Republicans, by boarding buses, staking out day care centers and pulling brown folks out of their cars in Sequim.
Clean Coal, WMD’s, Illegal Humans & Wayne Newton
Posted in activism, congress, environment, News, politics, The Homeland with tags bush, Clean Coal, lies, Vegas, war on stupid, water, Wayne Newton, WMD's on February 26, 2009 by lens1Clean coal is stupid. Stupid, just like the reason we invaded Iraq. Stupid, like calling the brown folks who feed your mother’s coke habit…illegal. Stupid, like the pretend shock that places like Las Vegas are running out of water. I blame Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Newton…for all of it.
Blaming Wayne is easy and stupid.
Happy day after hump day. I am off to go buy some shit. Thus ensuring my status as a good, legal American.
What Change
Posted in anti war, congress, economy, News, politics, The Homeland with tags 63.167.255.153, bcp3.cbp.dhs.gov, change, Homeland Security, hope, Jerry Levitan, John Lennon, Obama, peace, revolution, The Walrus on February 24, 2009 by lens1Tired of watching the train wreck that is us? Weary of hoping for change that never comes?
Then watch this video. It will only take five minutes of your day or your night. You will see that nothing ever really changes, and any change that should, would or could happen…will have to come, from “us.”
The Walrus was right.
Commie, Homo-Loving Sons of Guns
Posted in activism, congress, News, politics, The Homeland with tags actor, Best Actor, MILK, movie, Oscar, Prop 8, Sean Penn, spine on February 23, 2009 by lens1
Senator Penn and spine
Sean Penn won and had some good things to say. Some say Sean is difficult, I say he is short and has a spine. Perhaps Senator Penn might be next?
If there’s two things we could really use in Congress…spines and intelligence would be at the very top of the list. This makes Sean, more than ready to serve.
Attention Homeland Security
Posted in News, Northwest Politics, politics, The Homeland, Washington State with tags Alan Keyes, border patrol, Forks, Homeland Security, Mexican Checkpoints, Norm Dicks, Obama, Olympic Peninsula, Patty Murray, terror on February 23, 2009 by lens1Here’s another helpful hint from yours truly…
Instead of having your Border Patrol agents board buses or spy on churches, schools and parks for Mexicans evil doers, why not have them just watch YouTube? I mean really, you have not and will not, catch any terrorists in Forks, Washington.
So check it out Homeland. In the interest of national security, I’ve gone and “found” another insane human, who just threatened President Obama. Perhaps you could send in a few highly trained agents, to interrogate this threat? He appeared dangerously agitated and was unable to hide his hatred for America and our President. He seems to be a bigger threat than Mexicans on buses, wouldn’t you agree Janet?
Of course you do.
Best Performance for an Award Acceptance
Posted in artist, Events, movies, News, The Homeland with tags acceptance speech, Best Actor, Mickey Rourke, movie, Oscar, Spirit Award, The Wrestler on February 22, 2009 by lens1Goes to…Mickey Rourke, for his role in The Wrestler. Sure it’s “just” a Spirit Award, but Mikey’s acceptance speech will indeed, be better than anything you will see at the Oscars.
Bad News?
Posted in activism, economy, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Afghanistan, Beastie Boys, china, Frank Rich, freedom, Iraq, Ken Griffey Jr., Obama, revolution, slave labor on February 21, 2009 by lens1Ken Griffey Jr. is back, China is our slave labor ally, the economy is fixed and Obama will have our wars wrapped up in a few days. Come on, what bad news?
So…what’cha want?
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