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Archive for January, 2009
Limbaugh’s Tool
Posted in congress, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags "24", hillbilly heroin, Howard Gordon, Joel Surnow, oxycontin, Prison Sex, Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh, Tool on January 30, 2009 by lens1The Morning Beer Post
Posted in artist, Events, Fun!, The Homeland, Uncategorized with tags beer, beer batter, cheap beer, more beer, morning beer, Psychostick, snark on January 30, 2009 by lens1One of my stalkers sent me this…I will never, never be able to pay you back for this. No really, I mean it.
Screw snarky political observations. Give me beer.
A Long Slog
Posted in congress, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Afghanistan, Ashton Kutcher, congress, defense, DOD, Obama, punk'd, Robert Gates, Slog on January 29, 2009 by lens1
Slogs can be long and hard. But Defense Secretary Robert Gates did not mention the firmness, or lack thereof, when talking about our Afghanistan slog.
Secretary Gates did use words like, “deeply skeptical“, “modest” and “realistic” in reference to our goals in Afghanistan. To round out his afternoon, Secretary Gates also said, “My worry is that the Afghans come to see us as part of their problem rather than part of their solution, and then we are lost.” Just a bit late to be worried about the Afghans feelings…don’t ya think Bob?
For those of you counting at home, we’ve “officially” been in Afghanistan since October of 2001. Unofficially, we’ve been fucking things up over there for decades. Ask Norm Dicks. At this juncture, I would think it’s safe to say, that the Afghan people see no difference between us and the Soviets.
Here’s a fun idea for you President Obama, send little Bob Gates back to Bellingham and give him a fucking medal. I mean really, if history is to be used as an indicator of our performance in the Middle East, and beyond…I think the words cluster fuck, sums things up quite nicely.
And when you say cluster fuck, who’s name comes to mind as the new Secretary of Defense? Well my friend Ashton Kutcher of course. He’s fun, he parties, drops the F Bomb, and Demi, Bruce and the kids get to hang out at the Pentagon. How cool is that?
Mull that over for awhile Mr. President. Besides, I’m confident Ashton would perform as well, if not better, than most of the last three decades worth of DOD Secretaries.
Why? How?
Posted in economy, Events, News, The Homeland with tags actors, Afghanistan, aplusk, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Iraq, mrskutcher, reality, stupid, TMZ, Tom Skerrit, twitter on January 29, 2009 by lens1Who decided that Ashton Kutcher was deserving of fame, fortune and freedom from reality? Whoever you are, perhaps you should sit and watch a half-hour’s worth of Ashton’s work. I’d wish that on no one…except you, Ashton Kutcher pusher.
I was present at a function honoring Tom Skerritt recently. Tom is just an actor. Unlike Ashton, Tom is alert, humble and has an awareness of the world and it’s current events. When you are in the presence of people like Tom Skerritt, Sherman Alexie or even a Border Patrol agent, you want to ask them questions…you want to engage them. Not so much with Ashton.
Ashton? Even though you’ve repented, tell you what. Give all your money to charity, join the Marine Corps, shut the fuck up.
And…scene.
Black Thursday
Posted in activism, economy, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags auto industry, bailouts, banks, black thursday, France, revolution, strike, Wall Street on January 29, 2009 by lens1Are you ready? A one day strike by hundreds of thousands of workers begins today. Government, transportation, hospitals, power companies and schools…all shut down.
These workers are protesting against the government’s handling of the economy and those bailout gifts. The bailouts of financial institutions and auto makers will cost trillions, while jobs are lost and far too many people suffer.
Unfortunately, today’s one day strike by the people, is in France.
We Americans will be busy buying shitty beer and chips for Super Bowl Sunday, while simultaneously bitching about the price of gas and a Happy Meal. Or depending on one’s outlook, bitching about the price of shade grown, organically harvested and child labor free avocados.
To the streets my people…Revolution! Well, nah. Fuck it. I need to wash my truck.
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Suffering Canaries
Posted in environment, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags canary in a coal mine, Climate, corn syrup, mercury, Michael Hayden, NSA, Portland mayor on January 28, 2009 by lens1We are suffering canaries who have the ability to unlock our cages and leave the coal mine. But we will not.
I don’t know about you, but I like my cage. A bit of fresh newspaper, beer and a Slim Jim…and I’m as happy as a Young Republican!
Today’s tell tale signs of canary death.
Corn Syrup. Bad for you to begin with. Try our new mercury flavor!
Blowfish Testicles. Or, canaries proving Darwin’s theory.
The NSA. Listening to you and the 9/11 hijackers. Michael Hayden…just a data mining coal mining canary user.
German Shepard Love. Oregon couple who enjoyed their dog, way too much. No word yet from the Portland mayor haters.
Climate Change. Too late canaries!
Well that was a downer of a post for hump day.
Veggies too Hot for NBC
Posted in economy, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Arizona Cardinals, NBC, PETA, super bowl XLIII, vegans, vegetarians. sex, veggies, white dorks on January 27, 2009 by lens1So PETA submitted an ad for the Super Bowl! that contains women and veggies. I liked it much better than the last 20 years or so of Super Bowl! ads. NBC has said no way.
Seems our nation is being run into the ground by white dorks in suits (see The Great Depression of 08-09). These dorks will push endless amounts of free flowing beer and partying dogs on us, but attractive women and vegetables? Much too scary.
Besides, no one will be watching this years Super Bowl. The Arizona Cardinals? Please…NBC needs all the women in underwear and vegetables they can get.
Enjoy the scary ad below.
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Monty Python, Smarter than Edgar Bronfman Jr.
Posted in artist, Events, music, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Amazon, bollocks!, Edgar Bronfman Jr., funny!, Monty Python, MPAA, new media, payola, RIAA, Sony BMG, WMG, Youtube on January 26, 2009 by lens1Monty Python still gets it. Greedy humans like Edgar Bronfman and corporations like the Warner Music Group, Sony BMG, the RIAA and the MPAA…do not. Kind of like any fucktard connected to Fox News.
No, Edgar and friends do not get it. This is why YouTube videos and the sound on Austin Powers movie clips, get disabled. This happens because Warner Music and friends own the world and they could give a shit. This also happens because there are no dirty liberals running the major media/music outlets. They’re all too busy housing terrorists and Marxists, while worshiping at the alter of John Stewart.
As per usual, it takes someone or something out of the ordinary, to change things. Enter Monty Python, again. These guys have been making fun of the establishment for a long, long, long, long time. They are old, smart, still funny and they get it. If I were into 81 year old funny men…
Anyway, Monty Python had opened up their videos on YouTube. You can post them anywhere, sleep with them, whatever. All they asked in return was that we consider buying a few of them. And it worked. Python DVD sales at Amazon? Up 23,000%. Go here to read more.
Now go buy a Monty Python DVD and feed your Marxist in the back bedroom. He’s hungry.
That’s What She Said
Posted in News, The Homeland with tags Fisting, fox, funny!, ouch, sexpert, TV, TV news, unemployed on January 24, 2009 by lens1
I take it all back. TV is awesome and worth the price of admission. I’m certain that the short video below, may have induced some eye bulging in a few folks. They would be the pretend God fearing folks…who for some reason, know what fisting is.
Enjoy your Sunday!
