Alternative Newspaper of Record

The boys down in the Vigilant delivery warehouse were always right about
the salaried collaborators up in the Vigilant news-advertising department
but the Photography and Marxist-bro Art Division have regularly shoved
their thought-words up the ass of all the big prick waving dick fights they
could stumble upon thus enabling millions of non-readers the freedom to vote
for everything they’ve never believed in

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