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May 23, 2016

Sitting on my fire-retardant soaked couch
hoping for some sort of sign from King James or even Kevin James
Giving me the go-ahead to burn it all down when Bernie says so.


  1. May 23, 2016 19:55

    Tubularsock will send you a box of matches NOW. Why wait when the outcome has already happened!

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    • May 23, 2016 20:46

      “The past can only be rebelled against when the fear of living in the awoken state of shipping costs frees us from forgiving the impermanence of emotional polybrominated diphenyl ethers”
      – Dharma FedEx


  2. May 23, 2016 20:07

    foregone conclusions are so fucking irritating.

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