Five Signs of the Coming Socialist Apocalypse

1. The horror
2. The horror
3. I will do my utmost to represent the disenfranchised and the excluded, the poor and the oppressed – by fighting for a $15/hour minimum wage, affordable housing, and taxing the super-rich for a massive expansion of public transit and education.
4. The horror
5. The horror

And Paul Allen did fret.

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