Why Atheists Scare Theists as Much as Gay Marriage

if you listen,
you can hear God’s truck idle
all through the night.

if you listen,
you can hear Allah’s land cruiser idle
all through the night.

if you listen,
you can hear Heaven’s Gate riding Comet Hale-Bopp
all through the night.

listen less,
and maybe
pick up some trash or something?

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