Tony Clifton Killed Andy Kaufman Because We Never Got the Joke

friday traffic in seattle.

I-5 is gridlocked
I-90’s stalled
SR 522 is stoopid
99 is stupider still
the 520 bridge is dead and bloated
but its corpse floats quite well

the I-405 is crawling
the viaduct crumbles as its falling
why not take the 203 to the 202?
because Twin Peaks was real
and there’s got to be a reason
why
we can’t afford schools or their cancer-filled lunches

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