Mellencamp 2.0

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d open a coffee shop
in a small town
that has more than 12 of  them

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d rage against all my published books
selling on Amazon
while sipping my coffee in a small town
that is already filled with them

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d start as many wars as i could
because the small towns
are full of them

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