Fire Quencher

we can’t do this
and we shouldn’t
do that

that can get you fined
while this can get you
anywhere from 5 to 9

you can however
guzzle your Gatorade freely
anywhere and at anytime

the more you drink
the more less you think
and the less we think
the more we’ll drink
and…
there’s like no end to it

Brominated Vegetable Oil!
it’s in your beverage
and ‘al kader‘
didn’t put it there

we can’t do this
and we shouldn’t
do that
PepsiCo can poison us
so
BofA better hurry up