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David Vitter’s Diaper Supports Gonzaga

December 8, 2012

Quick!
What’s the craziest cash crop in Washington State?
Apples? Potatoes? Marijuana? Or closeted conservatives?

Fast!
How many statues of child endangering dead white men,
Can you find on the campus of Gonzaga University?
Count as slow as you can.

What the?
If Washington State’s closeted conservatives feared the tiny parasites
That control their minds,
As much as they don’t fear Vitter’s diaper,
Or Newt’s Callista,
Or Nethercutt’s term limits,
Or a moderate Gonzaga season…

The death throes of insanity.
Like the Seattle Times’ shrinking profits,
Smaller is cute,
Especially when we’re discussing nuts.

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