2-4-6-8 Everybody Defecates

Justine Bieber does it
Al Roker does it too
I’m pretty sure Gaga, Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian do it
Though Madonna does it better still

Ronald Reagan did it in his pants
Gorbachev? You know that…oh!–I think he just did
Obama goes more than once a day
Dick Cheney went for Bush One and yes…Bush Number Two

Kim Jong-un, Bin Laden & Hitler
Shit just like Limbaugh, Norquist & Nugent

George Nethercutt pretends to never have done it
General Schwarzkopf does it wherever he wants
While General Petraeus holds it in…
For fear that someone will sniff him out

The poorest welfare recipients in the Homeland do it
As doo the richest welfare recipients in Romney’s head
Everybody’s doing it
Lockheed Martin thanks you for your support

Taylor Swift? I can’t say for sure
But I do know that she’s gonna break up with you