Bob Cost Us

Bob Costas Bob Costas
What did Bob cost us?

It wasn’t all that long ago
That I quit watching millionaires bash their brains to death for beer and car commercials

Call me newly old-fashioned
But I can watch brain-dead people super-duper-size their fries to death
Almost anytime I like

Bob Costas Bob Costas
What did Bob cost us?

Did Bob remind us of Pine Ridge?
Did Bob remind us of Guantanamo?
Perhaps Bob linked Katrina with Sandy?
Or maybe BofA with (add your town’s budget crisis here)

No!
Bob did not remind us of Pine Ridge
No!
Bob did not snivel on about Guantanamo
Hurricanes happen to poor people
Banks happen to poor people too

Bob Costas Bob Costas
What the fuck did Bob cost us?

He cost us 90 seconds of the millionaires bashing their brains to death
For some beer and a Chrysler

Of course I’d like fries with that…
Thanks!

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