Arrested Envelopment

You can’t arrest an idea
But you can feed it a Twinkie

You can’t kill the revolution!
But you can unionize the Twinkie maker

You can’t pay a Walmart employee livable wages
But you can get them to kill a shoplifter

Arrested Envelopment
Me thinks they’ve got us surrounded

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