Of Fruit Flies and Presidents

So George W. and I were hiding out in plain sight the other day, and together we wondered aloud — “does the fruit fly on my Starbucks pumpkin bread know that it’s November?”

“Pumpkins’. They’re the most misunderestimated veggie on the planet” said the President.  “Actually Mr. President, I think they’re a fruit, sir…” said I.

Irrefutable proof of global climate change can’t always be expected to up and land on your pumpkin bread in November; but at least you can always count on George and I…to discuss the least important part of most any irrefutable event.

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