Happy Sentence Structure Marxist Halloween!
Anarchy?! Oh my God…Nooo!
What if we the Patriot Acted feared run-on sentences
as much as we feared the Spanish speakers who used to
take every job we wouldn’t do while simultaneously
wanting strong unions to protect said unwanted jobs for us?
BOO!
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What if while practicing for the inevitable takeover of Washington State’s Ferries
by the non-existent brown-skinned evildoers…
we let Tim Eyman scuttle the whole fleet?
That should’ve worried us, but it didn’t.
Hey that guy’s wearin’ a turban!
BOO!
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What if George W. Bush came out of hiding
to endorse the Teabanger candidate?
W?
What’s a W and why’s it hiding from Obama’s wars?
W’s wars are Obamas wars? What wars? Whose wars?
Wait what?
If Obama’s wars were W’s wars — then where’s the media on the wars?
Hmpf.
Yeah, I don’t know how we missed all those climate change signs.
Whatever.
boo.
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BofA still wants to suck what remains of your blood.
BofA is connected to regime change
and with change comes more of the same but different.
Moving forward was misspelled as for-prophet.
It’s actually spelled as profit
but pronounced as the disposition matrix.
BOO!
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What if? As if? Who gives a rip!
The Sentence Structure Marxists.
They’re oh so very scary
tobacco much less so.
Merry Halloween!
The Vigilant Lens 
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