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Words Sandwiched Between Two Turns

August 4, 2012

There are pretend left turns and confused turns to the right
In my day, we said ‘always forward’ and ‘never straight’

Iran isn’t threatening us with their imaginary nuclear weapons
They’re threatening us with not buying what we’re selling

In my day, we always said forward! Never straight!
Obviously, 17-year-olds probably shouldn’t have been drinking
So much Lucky Lager beer.

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