Smaller Phallic Syndrome

What if?
As if.
GEO Metro!

What if the burrito hating humans of the Coeur d’ Alene sector of the Homeland…knew that China now owns the theater where Tooth Fairy 3 will no doubt be shown?

Would they…

1. Picket a frightening looking Taco Bell?
2. Mount a full frontal assault on the fake sushi counter at Safeway?
3. Perhaps burning every useless VHS tape of every Blue Collar Comedy tour – ever known to have occurred would be in order?

As if. 

I think it was God, Gandhi or Duane Hagadone that once said: Naughtius Maximus?  Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

All ancient Biggus Dickus jokes aside, if only the white men of the Homeland aspired to embrace their smaller phallic syndromes…the GEO Metro! would still be cool, and burritos would be free to be
what they are.

Happy Homelandian Monday everybody.