D.B. Cooper – America’s Most Wanted

Would Impeach D.B. Cooper

It’s 2011…and Representative John Conyers is much closer to making a decision on the Bush Impeachment.

Much, much much closer.

Thank D.B. Cooper’s lost 200 grand!

And therein lies the rub.  We are super-infatuated with D.B. Cooper and his jump to freedom with 200 grand…because the 7.7 trillion-dollar Grift for Wall Street – when added to the multiple trillion dollar wars/Patriot Acting for the 1% – are so mind-bogglingly insane/illegal/immoral…that thinking about D.B. Cooper is about all that we
can muster.

It’s easier than picking apples, so next Fall…don’t get any crazy ideas.

Gearing the Homeland and her clients up for perpetual war – is what makes the Manifest Destiny go round.

Fighting marijuana by killing Mexicans and closing schools in the Homeland – is just what we do.

Being the best Clark Griswold’s that we can be – won’t prosecute any torturing CIA cowards from Spokane, but it will get Rod Blagojevich 14 years for corruption.  Some might call this phenomenon getting Blagojeviched, I call it getting Rahm Emanuelled.

Rod Blagojevich is to Saddam, as D.B. Cooper was to Bin Laden.   One kept better notes, the others?  Well…they did not.

Remember patriots – we support the troops by dumping their remains in landfills.  We fight the wars for Boeing and Halliburton, so that the One Percentile can remind us that freedom isn’t free…and oh yes, D.B. Cooper got away with it.

Now hurry up and get to Target – for the Christmas ship has come in.