Mindless Drones is People!

Myths are like assholes.
Everybody has used one in more ways than one.
Some, more than others. Others less than some.

Conservatives conserve.  That’s a myth.

Liberal Democrats conserve.  This would be true, except liberal Democrats are also a myth.

Conservatives love First Nations gambling.
Gambling when used for raising funds for cash strapped states – best idea ever! Taxing Boeing, millionaires, prostitution, marijuana and or stupidity?  Worst idea since science.
There are no myths here, just assholes.

Skynet’s Terminator drones were once thought of as myths.  Arnold’s Pants Drone is a legend, often confused for a myth.  The drones of the CIA, the DHS, the DoD, and your local PD…are all assholes, chasing expensive myths.

Some drones are used to kill women and children. Some drones are used to strip the Constitution.  The Constitution being a conservative favorite myth.

Many drones do illegal things like rape children, while other drones break the pretend rules of ethics.   Obviously, ethics are for assholes who believe in fairy tale myths.

Some drones will vote for Democrats while listening to NPR.  You know what the drones do say…that’s funny, Garrison Keillor never
mentions any drones?

Yahoo! Finance and World News Reports! says there are 10 myths about job hunting…but they’re just assholes.  The jobs?
Those are the myth.

Some myths are like assholes – some assholes are like myths.
God made assholes exit only – probing conservatives and liberals
double negatives – cancelers of freedom – freedom be the myth.

What they’ve got – they gotta put it in us.