Freedom’s Dildo is Vibrating

Trillions of dollars for criminal bankers here –
trillions of dollars for the super-secret/criminal defenders of J. Edgar Hoover’s Santorum there, and while we’re at it, why not trillions of dollars more for fighting Obama’s forever Bush wars. Forever.

We the Patriot Acted are not fazed!  No one can faze us, nor will we admit to being fazed until we’re damn good and ready to be fazed.  In fact – no fazing of us shall occur!  Ever!

Meanwhile, back in Janet Napolitano’s empty drawers of wishful thinking…the TSA has decided to look for brown-skinned evildoers who drive trucks in Tennessee – while under the influence of Islam.

They call it…VIPR.

I’m not even partially fazed by this.

While the TSA is busy deciding which Homeland highway to hunt for Islam on next…their pals back at the airport have got our backs and private parts covered.

Why?

Because Islam’s evildoers will show us no mercy when it comes to masturbation.  That’s why.

I say: ‘why the TSA, when that’s what Catholic priests are for?’

The TSA will say: ‘Great point. But this is what your tax dollars are for.’

Well, that, AND they like your hot, sexy vibrators.

In my mind – all of this naturally leads to Samuel Wurzelbacher.  ‘Joe the Palin’s Plummer‘ might just run for Congress…  Of course he’d win, and probably do no worse to us than those who are fucking us now.  We can only hope that at some point, Joe and his voters discover the letter “b” and one less “m” when spelling out his moniker.

Freedom’s Dildo is vibrating!
Unfazed we do remain.