Portable Cone of Silence Leads to Stuff

This just in from the White House…a portable cone of silence is too easy to remember.  So, when President Obama is traveling and considering who to attack next, he must do so from the relative comfort and safety of a ‘Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility’.

In all fairness, President Bush called his portable cone
of silence — Bubba…

The portable cone of silence has led to many Homeland decisions that in hindsight, now seem particularly stupid.

The Iraq invasion and subsequent torture of illegal POW’s at Abu Ghraib, were two out of about 197 such decisions, made in portable cones of silence.  Interestingly enough, the secret decisions on where to stash the dangerous GE Mark I reactors throughout the Homeland, were made in an earlier and decidedly gayer version of the cone of silence…at the Bohemian Grove.

It’s like I’m channeling Glenn Beck’s crack team of writers or something.