Fort Huachuca!

Roasted a Bowl with Bin Laden

Fort H!  Military intelligence!  Oxymoron!

Today’s top key word search at the V-Lens is ‘Afghan-Mujahideen!

The winner of today’s top key word search goes to, the Army’s Intelligence training center at Fort Huachuca!  In Arizona!

Why does Arizona still have an internet connection?

I’m guessing the Army is searching the V-Lens for teachable moments, so that those moments can be ignored at the Army’s Intelligence training center at Fort Huachuca.  Because teachable CIA/Afghan-Mujahideen moments…only come along like every 3 weeks.

Since the boys at ‘Fort H‘ are searching for information on the Afghan-Mujahideen, I thought this would be the perfect time to introduce y’all to Rep. Norm Dicks.  He’s a Democrat.  He supports war, torture, the FISA Amendment Act and I think he may have smoked a little hashish with Bin Laden and Rep. Charlie Wilson…back in the day.

Norm doesn’t light up much anymore, but he is quite handy at blowing smoke up the asses of anyone who’ll vote for him.

Anyway…when you guys get done connecting the dots from the Afghan Mujahideen to Dicks, Bin Laden, the CIA and today’s AfPakistanian contractor jobs for profit, check out your buddy Bruce Jessen, who’s probably hiding with a cult in Utah…from his torture connections to Fort H, Spokane and Obama’s Bush.

Ehren Watada got half of it right.  What the fuck is wrong with the rest of you?

A Non-Fat Double Tall Mitchell and Jessen