A Soothing Radioactive Steam Bath

We citizens of the Homeland have nothing to fear from the Japanese meltdowns.  The jet stream does not flow in this direction.  In fact, this fictitious stream of air was made up by teevee weatherman in the late 1950’s, as a way to keep Rep. Peter King Senator McCarthy from calling them brown-skinned Muslim agitators Communists.

This much we do know…hot steam is as healthy for you as a forced Anthrax vaccination.  Or half a diet Coke and some Monsanto corn.  I also hear that union labor is too expensive and the North Korean’s work harder for less.  Much, much much much less.

See any GOP Governor of the Homeland and or Michigan for more.

When Homeland officials suddenly retire, because they forgot that Bush torture was bad and Obama torture is fabulous…you’ll know that progressive democrats, are actually more insane than any inbred — hand fed, Koch Brothers Teabanger.

Oh and yes…Colin Powell is off the hook for this one.

In a world where most Seattleites had no idea there was a coal plant in Centralia that, wait for it….burns coal, it really shouldn’t come as any surprise, that the youngsters of today get their sex education from Glee and their war fighting news from I Can Has Cheezburger?

Cats are at least as funny as never having tasted an MRE.

There is some hope for us I suppose.  If we’re lucky, the full body TSA X-ray scanners that are run by former Taco Bell employees, will kill us before the Japanese soothing radioactive steam does.

Thanks for resigning Mr. ‘PJ’ Crowley…but you’re too goddamn late.