Year of the Radioactive Rabbit
If you’re anything like most Democrat voting Seattleites, you love Walla Walla wines, you rock a Death Cab for Cutie tattoo and you think the rain is about the only thing preventing Seattle from being Portland.
Sadly, many of the wines they enjoy spent too much time hanging out near Hanford, it also rains in Portland…and I really have nothing constructive to say about the Death Cab tattoos.
As per usual, hot wine, tattoos and Portland, tend to make me want to read anything Nicole Brodeur writes at the Seattle Times.
Nicole has kindly reminded us about last years radioactive Hanford bunny. The hot bunny was caught and devoured by the bored and ravenous engineers that work at Hanford. The ensuing blogger nuttiness that followed, was a phenomenon we like to call the internet or…the death of the Seattle Times.
Full disclosure, I think I used the term: radioactive death in Clint Didierville, along with about 30 other topics all seamlessly wrapped into one long confusing post…as I’m apt to do.
But I should probably digress at this juncture.
So yes, Hanford is a mess. Do not drink the wine and if you live near the Columbia River…you should probably just get a Death Cab tattoo and move to Seattle. But do visit Hanford Challenge…they’re uplifting and informative statement pretty much says why the river dwellers should move to Seattle. It’s because Hanford: is the most contaminated site in the Western Hemisphere.
Now this may not be news to some of you, but for many, the mystery of what real life Cubs game was being played during the actual filming! of Ferris Bueller…is about as close as they’ll ever get to the truth about Iraq and Rumsfeld.
Now I don’t know spit about newkular rabbits, but I do know a way that we can start to turn Washington State’s economy around.
First, the wealthy side of the state is going to have to stop subsidizing the less fortunate, Dino Rossi-banging side of the state. For all the fun I make of the greater Seattle area…it does pay an unfair amount to those who hate schools, roads and sewage treatment plants. I’m looking at you Wenatchee…
Second…Washington State is running about a $5 billion dollar deficit. This means that schools, what health care we had and programs for the poor middle classes…will be obliterated. Washington State’s share of the BushBama wars on the brown-skinned Middle Eastern humans…have cost Washington State taxpayers about $25 billion dollars. Or…what it might cost to field a winning Seahawks team.
Most of Eastern Washington, (other than Spokane) thinks the greater Seattle area runs from Vancouver (south) to Vancouver (north). This pretty much proves my theory that sugar, Kocha-Kola and fake Monsanto foods, are creating a whole new subspecies of stupid humans that are able to drive, vote and buy iPhones. I call them patriots.
Unfortunately, no known pissy progressive or slow-witted TeaBanger, has dared to ask Tim Eyman…when he thinks he’ll get to ‘initiativing’ our way out of these expensive wars for Boeing?
For answers to all of our problems and a few of the questions raised here…look no further than the attempted MLK Day bombing in Spokane.
I’m thinking our troubles are as shallow as Tim Eyman, yet as complicated as 9/11. Perhaps we should just watch Ferris Bueller and move to Seattle?
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The Vigilant Lens 
Hold the phone Nancy. Before you sling too much at the Eastside and the beloved Wenatchee, you may want to take a second look at the color on the map and notice yours is the same as blessed Chelan County. Here is a thought, actually make the Ferry system run like a business and cut the majority of the wasted empty ferry runs, which pollute the environment and subsidize douche bags who want to feel special and GOD forbid live where they work. Let those ferries sit until they are full baby, your inconvenience means diddly squat to me. There is a reason no one wants to privatize the ferry system – no way to break even as a business. Boo Hoo, build a bridge or drain the sound. Now that is environmentally friendly!
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Well, Wenatchee is neither beloved nor is it on the eastside, it’s called central Washington for a reason.
Jefferson County is subsidized by the beloved ferry riders…to the tune of our population, not Chelan’s. Jefferson County is not calling for it’s own demise like the Rossi-Eyman bangers of Chelan County. Jefferson County also votes for the war supporting Democrats…not the war supporting Republicans…which also makes Jefferson County…not like Chelan County. In fact, Jefferson County is far whiter than Chelan, so you’d think we’d have more Rossibangers…but we don’t. There must be a whole lotta God fearing, brown-skinned Rossibangers there in Central Washington eh? Voting against ones best interests is indeed one of our strong points as a nation.
The point most angry state workers miss, when calling for the heads of other angry state workers is…the ferry didn’t cause our troubles. The fairy’s who work as politicians and spend trillions on wars, torture, GE and JPMorgan…did.
The other point would be that no state agency turned privately run, will ever turn a Blackwater size profit. Ever. That’s a Tim Eyman/George W Bush meme, that fly’s about as far as a subsidized Boeing Tanker.
Privatizing any state agency may give some people a woody…that can only be stroked to a guilty conservative orgasm, by corporate whores who are really good at what they do to us. Orgasm today, no health care and a blue tarp covered roof tomorrow. See your Homeland…circa since forever.
When Chelan County takes to the streets as they are in Egypt…you’ll know the ferry system will have been defeated. When the rest of our counties take to the streets as Chelan County no doubt will, we’ll know that Glee must not be on.
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I think you are about to drown in your own self-loathing. Maybe a ferry ride and a trip to my “brown-skinned” brothers on the Eastside would ease your angst. You might want to take a poll in Seattle or Olympia, anything East of the great mountains are considered to be the Eastside, perhaps you forgot that? God fearing indeed. Peace be with you.
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Do not confuse dog paddling with drowning, or thinking. They require more than pretend angst from people in Oly, Seattle or polls. Polls tell you what you voted for, not how to live.
I know of these brown-skinned humans. Try sleeping with one and get back to us with your informed opinions on all things colored.
Anything east of the mountains is always east of something, unless you’re in the center of it.
Fear of Gods brings nothing but self-absorbed road users, who want to stop subsidizing the evil ferries, sports stadiums and tunnels…because the west of the central side is the side actually paying for all of it.
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