Extinction is So Overrated

Water is good for the Genetically Modified foods we force upon the world for Monsanto.  Water tastes good when it takes on the form of an ice cube.  If a tasty ice cube finds itself sitting in a glass of Trader Joe’s Scotch, that was meticulously aged in a plastic bucket for about 6 hours…well, all the better.

Water is also good for Hanford, as it rushes much of our cold war inconveniences—downriver to Portland and their Pearl District liberals.

The water that flows through the Duwamish, is about as good for you as voting for anything that Tim Eyman gets paid for.  So it makes perfect Homeland sense, that the Duwamish Tribe of humans should still be fighting to prove that they are in fact—not extinct.

You know, I’m no Newkleeur Fisicist, but I do know what water is supposed to smell like and Boeing’s Duwamish, smells a lot like Vietghanistan.

Water…We need it, we shit in it, we piss in it and we will soon be fighting Arizona for it.  Thank God for Bangor, eh?