My Country Tis of Kafkaesque

Seattle Fusion Center in Action

J. Edgar Hoover was a man’s man, sandwiched between a hard place and several other men.  If you were forced to define Edgar’s legacy in three words or less, I’d just go with spooning.

There’s nothing wrong with two men spooning, unless of course, you live in the Homeland, or you were born again to kill millions.

Since we know the self loathing gay Hoover was a criminal, we should then conclude the same of Robert Mueller…who assumed his role as FBI Director on September 4, 2001…which gave Robert only 7 days to prepare for 9/11…which means we could also assume the Director had prior knowledge of the box cutter carrying Iraqi’s…who started our current world wars for Boeing.

Breathe two…three…

As in Hoover’s gay days, the FBI is today, very busy not arresting Erik Prince by kicking down the doors of anti-war activists…because resistance is indeed futile.  Look no further than Sarah Palin.  Or Dancing with the Mediocre Stars!  Or Bank of America’s sudden moratorium on kicking you out of your home…because the bailed out bank suddenly got religion?

The light of day scares the FBI and Bank of America, because they fear the powerful space aliens, not us.

We are supposed to support the troops by purchasing more gas and ignoring their crimes, because Obama won.

The WMD’s we fear, have been here in the Homeland all along.  We manufacture them to test on ourselves and others…because a Homeland can not exist if the populace resists.

In AfPakistaYemen, if you are brown and on the ground…you were probably blown up by one of Obama’s drones for Bank of America.  Here in the Homeland, if you’re brown and on the ground…you’re probably used to it.

Now pledge your allegiance, pray for forgiveness and go about your business.  Your local Fusion Center is watching you, because it’s staffed by Boeing and FBI agents who cheated on their tests.

It’s Sunday, we might as well shake it like a Polaroid Picture and count the Seahawks bye week as a win!