Early Morning Post of Homeland Wisdom

October 3, 2010

tags: Abu Dhabi, Alan Thicke, America, April Wine, Arizona, Blackwater, bush, Canada, Celine Dion, CIA, DOJ, Erik Prince, FBI, Gallagher, Hillary Clinton, Insane Clown Posse, Juggalos, Mexicans!, NSA, Obama, Sarah Palin, The Homeland, war criminals

by The Vigilant Lens

Like Canada, we is are smart two. Maybe?

Canada gave us Alan Thicke, April Wine and Celine Dion. We gave them Sarah Palin, Gallagher and the Insane Clown Posse.

We get Dione, Canada gets the Juggalos. Seems fair enough to me.

To prove our intellectualism vastly surpasses that of all the other free nations, planets of this sector and Canada, click a link, as I direct your attention to our wars against this planet and our thirst for justice.

Watch as war criminals are hunted down, extraordinarily renditioned to Arizona, tortured and branded as terrorists and or illegal produce pickers. Notice how Blackwater will be given billions more of the Tea Party’s unemployment dollar, because Abu Dhabi has no extradition treaty for white guys named Erik.

Homeland wisdom is proof positive that God is on our side…and keep in mind, if you see a suspicious human rights violator (hint-see picture above), please contact the Homelands Department of Justice and tell em’ Celine sent you.