Never Say Never, Alberto

July 24, 2010

Tiny Alberto Gonzales is mad. He’s fit to be tied, angry and shorter than Ted Nugent’s crotch of freedom.

I say fuck you tiny Alberto. Go stand on a street corner in Arizona and see where your anger gets ya!

Hanging out with your Pashto speaking ICE agents and or Sheriff Arpaio’s boys…has got to be more ‘enhanced fun’ than getting interrogated at Guantanamo, Bagram or Camp Nama.

I think Alberto and Nugent’s crotch of freedom agrees!

In other news that Alberto Gonzales helped make, Fallujah is now one fantastic, Democracy riddled place to be. As they like to say in Fallujah, don’t get caught taking candy from an American, don’t drink the water, play in the sand or breath the air…and for the love of Israel, do not try to pronounce leukemia, lymphoma or Depleted Uranium.

You know, Alberto…I might like you better if we slept together. But then you’d be a gay war criminal. Regular war criminals are heroes. Gay war criminals? Yeah, not so much.