Warren…NSA, NSA…Warren

Warren Buffett says all you need is love.  Unconditional love and a hug or three, can take a child into adulthood as a  semi-happy, well-adjusted Homelandian.  Screw money.

Imagine if the dorks that inhabit the NSA had gotten a few more hugs or ‘I love you’s’ from their fathers.  Dare I say, the world, you and I and my haiku creating friends…would not scare the ever-living shit out of the dorks that inhabit the NSA.

Meanwhile, Warren Buffet is at a conference of rich white humans, trying to convince other billionaires to give away large chunks of their ill-gotten wealth to other billionaires like Bill Gates.

Other than Bill and Paul giving us internet porn, I fail to see how this helps me, Warren.

Help me buy more beer Warren.  Help me buy better toilet paper, salted butter and some grass-fed, organically grown in the shade coffee picking children…to pick my coffee, then Warren and only then…will I be fulfilled.

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