Resistance Requires Brain Stems

Not THAT brain stem Ted!
Resistance to the evil empire, requires an open-minded, fearless citizenry with functioning brain stems.
Okay, well…I guess we’re screwed.
If the kabillion-trillions for the corporate wars on Islam, Mexicans and green plants that grow in the ground don’t sink the Homeland…the other stuff will.
If Ted Haggard was into raping Sharron Angle, God’s plan would be shitty…but true.
If what Bush and Obama told you about the 12 remaining al Qaeda in AfPakistan were true, the VA would not infect veterans with HIV and hepatitis.
If the Bush and Obama bailouts were about helping you, then Timothy Geithner would be a dishwasher at Denny’s and the VA would treat our veterans better.
If the fourth estate was in fact real and not so darn elite, you would not have to read about world events filtered through a CIA publication of freedom.
Keep a Vigilant eye open for a brain stem…if you see one, do not approach it, as it may be armed with a witty retort and or a conscience. Just report it to your local office of Homeland Security and it will be dealt with appropriately.
Refuse. Resist.
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