A Cure for What? Why?

Some asshole doctor thinks she has found a way to rid the world of lesbians.  I say “Dr.” Maria New, is out of her fucking mind.

If Dr. New, knew what I know, she’d know that I knew that she didn’t know how to say no…waaayyy back in her college days, when Maria was a lesbian pledge at Alpha Sapphic Theta Bi.

Now you know what Maria New didn’t know too.

You know, I can’t be sure, but I think, Maria may also be working with the CIA on its super secret program of torturing brown-humans, in AfPakistan, Mexico and Detroit.  It’s called…The Super Secret Program of Torturing Brown-Humans in AfPakistan, Mexico and Detroit.

Let’s see if I got this right.  Stupid is too expensive to cure, we won’t cure Congress, the Pentagon or Wall Street and there is no cure for Homeland Security.  But Dr. Maria New knows she can cure lesbians?

Yes sir.  That’s pretty much it.

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