Black Hawk Chernobyl

Peoples, peoples!  The Gulf of Illegal Mexico is fine.  Pay no attention to zee news reportages of the end of foods, fishes and peoples.  The glorious Homeland will contains zee small discharges of oils.

Go abouts your businesses.

Meanwhile, in Black Hawk, Colorado, where zthe peoples do not speak with funny accents, but they do apparently hate themselves some fucking Communist bicycles.

This hatred of Commi-bicycles, is due to the fact that they tend to get in the way of the drunk, fat white folks, who need to drive around town from casino to casino…to casino.  And we all know how well white while drunk, fat folks and bikes get along, no?  Yeah, it’s a big problem in Black Hawk.

Is it me, or do the Homelandians of the Colorado Sector, appear to be enjoying far too much casino autonomy?

Anyway, keep driving your cars peoples of zee Homeland!  Remember, solar power is for zthe liberals and I’ll have to work on my fake, scary, Communist-like typing voice, which scares zthe holy hell out of approximately 11 out of 9 Teabangers.

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