Pope Begs and Tom Cruise Responds
The Pope has begged forgiveness from God, because the Vatican and its outlet malls are safe havens for child rapists, war criminals and the La Cosa Nostra families of Congress.
And so the Pope did wait. At first there was mind numbing silence. Six days later, still nothing. Zilch, absolutamente nada.
On the seventh day, Tom Cruise spoke. And it was nuts. And that’s pretty much it.
In related news, Wikileaks leaks must be stopped! Evidently, they’re ready to leak even more news of the glorious Homeland’s misadventures in murder, torture and CIA experimentation on brown-skinned humans.
In response, the populace yawned, Nancy Pelosi took it off the table, Obama went hunting and the terrorist group BP hid the Bush war crimes evidence in oil.
This country was founded on crazy. There’s crazy in your food, crazy in your schools, crazy on your beach and crazy in your pants.
Sanity ever gaining a foothold in the Homeland is quite frankly, nuts.
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The Vigilant Lens 
There is no doubt Tom, 100% – I am on board. I like the way “they” think here. Where do I sign up? I wish I was famous enough to talk as insanely as he does and still have a job. I truly am jealous.
On another note, I have noticed gas prices dropping – did we win that thing over there in the desert? My attention span is drifting…… what was I saying?
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Tom knows all, just ask him. Unfortunately, you and I will never rise to Tom’s level…not unlike how we will never rise to the level of Palin.
Pay no attention to the price of gas, pay no attention to the desert, unless it’s a desert full of Dino Rossi bumper stickers. Pay attention to evil marijuana smokers and brown-skinned, wrong cult practicing humans. They’re all evil. And brown. And pot smokers and stuff.
Then and only then will you truly be at the level intended for you.
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