Oil Spill Response Plan Haiku

thick gobs of crude
lap against the pilings
of a shrimper’s dock
By Karma Tenzing Wangchuk

Thanks Tenzing.

The BP Oil Spill Response Plan was just like the Rumsfeld Iraq/Vietghanistan Exit Plan; it only existed in the crowded, gassy chambers of Wolf Blitzer’s colon.

When asked, Wolf could clear a room by producing it.

For those Homeldian’s who’ve been wanting to pay attention, but MovedOn.org instead, I give you some homework that requires reading…for more than 4 minutes, aaannndddd I’ve just lost 98 percent of you.

The Spill, The Scandal and The President by Tim Dickinson is available in Rolling Stone magazine.  Find it on your nonexistent 1979 era newsstand now!

Or go right here instead.

In this reading assignment you will find words, phrases and names that lead you down a path.  The path will lead you over some big hills, through the woods and dump you off at Dick Cheney’s back door.  Behind Dick’s door, you will find that change has been abducted, beaten senseless and then flown to Bagram, where change then found itself in chains and rendered habeas corpus free…

Set change free!  Give the change a lawyer!  Spare the change!

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