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A Conyers Kiss of Briny Enhancement

June 1, 2010

Tired of the constant reminder of what our trillion-dollar wars cost us?  Heard enough about the Gulf of illegal Mexico and its murder by BP?  Well so too is Representative John Conyers.

John says wars are expensive and evidently…wars kill people.

John has been fed up before.  His last sternly worded letter writing campaign of no action, occurred when a few people started looking into the Democrats complicity in the trillion-dollar wars, torture and illegal CIA drone bombings for Boeing.

Fortunately for Rep. Conyers, our history and complicity in it…is written by fickle/insane women in their mid 40’s, with no real grasp of anything firmer than Todd’s alleged “manhood.”

Grasping for manhood

For the rest of us, there is always Festivus, salt and other buffoonery to keep us mystified, stupefied and or terrorized…because as we all know, once people start sniffing around your troubles of all things illegal, people end up dead.

Right on cue we find that in this case, the #3 al Qaeda human, suddenly found himself dead in what was a previously questioned drone attack of illegality.  And as if by magic, the Taliban, who are not the al Qaeda, are suddenly stronger than expected.  As Representative Norm Dicks likes to say when cornered…”I saved some Salmon!  Or, that is, I mean, no shit!”

Rounding out our annoyance with reminders of all things icky, illegal and unhealthy…salt is now slightly better for you than when you last heard it was bad for you.  Just ask the salt people.

Yes, they called it food enhanced by a briny kiss.

As per usual, if you don’t click the links, I can’t help you.  I am however, able to offer everyone a briny kiss of enhancement.

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2 Comments
  1. jjrad's avatar
    jjrad permalink
    June 2, 2010 07:47

    I like salt. I find it…. well, salty. I find if I add some to my coffee in the am, pour some in my ears and eyes, the world seems a whole lot better for just a few minutes. If you can’t see terror or hear terror, does it really exist?

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
      lens1 permalink*
      June 2, 2010 08:54

      Ahhh yes, the briny kiss…it’s life affirming!

      I find that if I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter enough, all is fantastic with the world (and Hawaii!!)…there are no wars, or peak oil, or peak oil on the beach carnage and the similarities between the well spoken Bush and the idiot Bush, melt away like a summer free from a military draft.

      woof

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