Maybe a Commission Will Help

It’s official. Obama is indeed better at everything than Bush. The empire is expanding, while the really expensive empire ending wars on anything that makes Boeing money…goes swimmingly.  Thanks for asking!

The death of the Gulf of Mexico and Florida is well underway.  Maybe if Obama established a commission to look into the rumored death of the Gulf and Florida…then we’d know for sure who runs the Homeland.

Hey look at that!  Obama did establish a commission to look into the rumored death of the Gulf.  And Florida.  Via BP.  Que sorpresa!!

Perhaps the president could establish several commissions to establish known facts where none are wanted, because we’re already ignoring them.  Think war criminals, fake wars, bailouts, torture…the wars on affordable housing and POW’s with fewer rights than a stray dog in your neighborhood pound.

You don’t need racists Teabangers threatening to hang the black man in their White House, to tell you something is terribly wrong with the Homeland.  That is, unless you’re a MoveOn.org member in good blind faith standing.  Then of course, everything is just fine.  Blame a Republican, go about your Democratic fund-raising and don’t forget to plan for yet another lovely summer vacation.

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