Your Plutocracy is Showing

May 9, 2010

Plutocrat is as Plutocrat does

Two or three Homelandians a day, awaken to the bitter stench of reality that Sarah Palin…was truly the only change we would have ever gotten in these here parts. Sure we’d all be dead right about, oh, 16 months ago, but that’s the cost of freedom baby!

Some of my progressive Democrat-like friends, still hold nightly Obama bumper sticker of change rituals and are barely able to disengage from their DailyKos/Democratic Underground accounts of liberalness…long enough to buy yet another vacation home or a different color Prius.

Times are indeed tough for the bumper sticker crowds on both sides of the idiot divide.

Those who really needed change, have been busy making misspelled signs and raging against all things of color, books and affordable health care. Because their teevee’s told them to.

Meanwhile, the as you’ve read here before…fake health care bill that empowers corporations like AT&T to just drop your health insurance, because it’s cheaper to pay the fine, than paying for the insurance to begin with, is having the desired outcome. It allows me to say I told you so.

Your mighty Pentagon is desperately trying to tell Congress to stop spending so much money on the troops. Don’t get your Homeland flag colored panties in a bunch…this is not because the Pentagon has become earth friendly and is reconsidering its stance on killing innocent brown-skinned children. It’s actually because new weapons systems, the next wars and buying teevee time cost’s more than it used to.

Who could have known?

So today, I invite all the disenfranchised, unemployed and apathetic folks of the Homeland, to add a new fun word to their signs of Pentagon talking points. Plutocracy!

Spell it right and you’ll get so much attention from big media at your next rally against everything you need, that the rest of us will forget about the decade old expensive wars for Boeing. Again.

Spell it wrong and pretty much nothing will happen.

Because that’s how Plutocracy works. And it works well, thank you very much.