What if Erik Prince Ran the World?

The glorious Homeland would torture disabled kids and POW’s.  The Homeland would ignore warnings of impending environmental 9/11’s, because oil means profit.

Other 9/11’s are ignored because war means profit.

If Erik Prince ran everything, we’d never leave the for profit wars in Vietpakiraqistan.  The Homeland would require the services of private armies, like Erik’s, because a draft would awaken the Homelandians.  If Erik was in charge, there would never be any trials for Bush, Cheney or Rove.  Trials and prison terms for marijuana smokers and shoplifters would increase.

I bet if Erik was the main man, teevee would raise generations of the Homeland’s kids.   2+2= profit, brown-skinned humans…bad.

If Erik Prince ran the world, he’d gloat about it and spew insane/childish epitaphs for the Homelands freedom and profit.

But only if Erik Prince ran the world.  Man that would suck.

Now turn on the radio, your morning dose of glorious Homeland approved information awaits.